Shine Bright Like A Diamond
shitthesignssay:

The title is “the signs as swear words” but it’s meant to be the swears they’d most often use”

shitthesignssay:

The title is “the signs as swear words” but it’s meant to be the swears they’d most often use”

shitthesignssay:

"Asking a cancer do so something for you when they’re mad at you"

shitthesignssay:

"Asking a cancer do so something for you when they’re mad at you"

shitthesignssay:

Aries- You are funny, I enjoy you for this moment. I’m funnier, though.

Taurus- I am snorting but there’s no polite way to type that.

Gemini- Nothing. I LOL at everything.

Cancer- You think you’re funny but I ain’t laughing.

Leo- I need new friends because, wow, you are some weak ass…

acidpunch:

still laughing about yesterday during gender/sexuality studies class when our professor had everyone chant “VAGINA! PENIS! VAGINA!” a few times to make us more comfortable with saying those terms

and this girl just stands up slowly and says “…this… this isn’t math class…”


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limeandfreesias:

Let’s analyze your friends’ reactions, shall we?

ohtentoo:

David enjoyed this way too much.

lagilbertauthor:

eyecandymore:

From dark days

Nope. Still you.

lagilbertauthor:

eyecandymore:

From dark days

Nope. Still you.